b a d c

Una mujer inteligente esta con el que quiere, no con el que puede.

y0u-only-live-onc3:

Comprendan hembras!

b a d c

Cuando era chiquita/o y se olvidaban de irme a buscar a la escuela estaba como:

likeazulmalobato:

“SE OLVIDARON DE MI, AHORA VOY A TENER QUE VIVIR EN LA CALLE”

b a d c

cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

(Source: crazyfrogvevo)

spotifylistener:

when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there

b a d c